Seattle...

could it BE more beautiful?

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Oh, it's just good.

Type "lick" into Google Translate and translate to Arabic. Copy the third verb and paste it into the box and translate back to English. Epic LOLZ will ensue.

(like Pretty Smart says, "if i reblog something like this, you know it's good!)

The Real Reason Absinthe Was Banned

The Real Reason Absinthe Was Banned

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It's MARCH! And you know what that means!!

DINE AROUND SEATTLE IS HERE!

Oh my goodness, i'm so so excited. I LOVE discovering new and fabulous restaurants in my city, and Dine Around Seattle makes it so easy to try a myriad of new (and usually pretty pricey) places for a FRACTION of its normal cost! (Sunday thru Thursday only, some even participating during lunch for $15!)

THREE COURSES FOR $30! and check out the lineup!

AMAZING!

Dine Around Seattle is how Hunny and i discovered half the restaurants we love today! So i highly recommend checking it out!

I recommend:

35th Sreet Bistro

Campagne

Chez Shea

Nishino

Palisade

Ray's

Serafina

Steelhead Diner

Zoe

But they are all fabulous! I especially want to try Bastille -- i hear it's wonderful! (the have Poutine!)

YUM!

Need advice.

Help!

How do i tell people who invite themselves to our SMALL, INTIMATE, DESTINATION HAWAII WEDDING that they are not invited? People i barely ever see or people i can't STAND who decide, for some reason, they think they're invited to our SMALL, INTIMATE, DESTINATION HAWAII WEDDING?! Is there a nice/proper way to do this? I've seriously had 7 people invite themselves in the past week.

WHO DOES THIS?!

In a perfect world, i would be able to invite everyone who touches our lives. But this is Hawaii. A gallon of milk is $7! I can't afford to have a party for 300 people, as much as i would love to. There are cousins and sorority sisters i hold dear to my heart that i am unable to invite... yet these wankers think they belong on our short short SHORT list.

What do i do??? i'm at my wits end!

AND, what do i do if people invite a plus-one when they are not allotted a plus one? We're giving plus one's to friends who are married or in serious relationships, because we want them to be able to travel and enjoy the experience with their loved ones (and we are friends with their loved ones!). But when someone asks to bring a coworker, a roommate, or a one-night stand to our Hawaii wedding, how do i politely say, "are you effing serious?!"

HELP ME!

Boys.

Living with boys is gross:


[looks like hunny's been into the cheese again!]

Living with this boy is totally worth it:

Ready for Hawaii!

[Jenny, Becky, and me! Circa, 1985 or so!]